At the end of the day it’s all about the boobs. The typical girl next door is younger, nineteen, twenty, early twenties, college girls who couldn’t find a way into college… And their breasts are smaller, more like Dharma’s cute little boobies…. But not Octavia. She’s got her boobs. Octavia’s breasts are like… well, giant flotation devices. Make no mistake about it… If Octavia is on a plane that crashes over water she wouldn’t need a life vest. She can float on her own. And her breasts are so large a life vest wouldn’t fit anyhow.

If you believe that bigger is better, well, Octavia is the girl next door for you… And the perfect teen chick!